【读新闻学英语】“巨乳的吊床” ？这款“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣是大胸妹的夏日救星吗？
By 新西兰先驱报中文网· 2017年08月14日 03:07
The Ta-Ta-Towel or, if you will, the boob hammock, is the latest "genius" invention to send the internet into a frenzy.
“Ta-Ta” 毛巾内衣，或者你愿意的话也可以叫做胸部吊床，是最近火爆网络的“天才”发明。
Boob：女人的乳房
Hammock：吊床
Frenzy：疯狂
The product is marketed to "all the women out there who are fed up with there not being a solution for boob sweat ". Do you know any women with this issue? Neither do we. Alas, the Ta-Ta-Towel is sold out online.
这一产品针对的销售人群是“所有烦恼胸部出汗问题的女性”。你认识哪位女性有这个问题吗？我们也没见过。天啦，这种“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣在网上已经卖光了！
Be fed up with：对…感到厌烦
Alas：感叹词
The Ta-Ta-Towel is said to help your boobs stay dry while getting ready for what will swiftly become a sweaty occasion.
据说，这种“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣可以帮助你在所有会快速出汗的情况下保持胸部干燥。
Swiftly：迅速的，快速的
Sweaty：出汗的
We guess a top, a bra, or a regular towel is just not good enough anymore.
我们猜，一件上衣、内衣或者一条寻常的毛巾再也不是理想的选择了。
Bra：胸罩；文胸
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So how does one get themselves in to a Ta-Ta-Towel? Simply pop a boob in one side of your Ta-Ta Towel, throw the towel - over your shoulder and around your neck, pull it down on the other side and hoist your second boob into the pouch.
所以该怎么穿这个“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣呢？只需要将一侧的乳房放入“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣一边，让毛巾沿着脖子绕到肩膀另一侧，拉下来到另外一边，托起另一侧乳房放入另一边袋中。
Pop in：放入
Hoist：提起；拉起
Pouch：小袋
Girls still hanging low? Use the drawstring cord at the back to hike them up to your preferred level.
胸部还是挂得很低？可以使用背后的拉绳，把胸部拉到你想要的高度。
Drawstring：拉绳；束带
Cord：绳索；带子
Hike up：提高
Preferred：更喜欢的
Their slogan "Keep 'em high. Keep 'em dry" says it all.
它们的广告语“保持高度，保持干燥”就说明了一些。
Slogan：口号；标语
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For those of you still genuinely intrigued, you may now be wondering how much such a clever product might set you back.
对于那些真正感兴趣的人，你可能现在想知道这样天才的产品得让你破费多少钱。
Genuinely：真正地；名副其实地
Intrigued：有极大兴趣的；深感好奇的
Set you back：让你破费
To get your chest in your very own Ta-Ta Towel, for $US45 you can pre-order one - or all - of five colours currently available.
只需要45美元就可以为您的双乳预订一件甚至是现有的五种不同颜色的“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣。
Chest：胸部
Pre-order：预订；预购
What? Just five colours? The Ta-Ta Towel is in such "hot demand" that, unfortunately, many of their snazzy reversible styles are sold out.
什么？只有五种颜色？“Ta-Ta”毛巾内衣太火了，很不幸，很多时髦的可反穿式“Ta-Ta”内衣都已经卖完了。
Snazzy：时髦的
reversible style：可反穿式；两面穿式
sold out：售罄；卖完
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