【读新闻学英语】技术贴：怎样成为“搭讪终结者”？
By 新西兰先驱报中文网 · 2017年01月27日 02:59
新西兰先驱报中文网 Sara 编译 这年头，什么都靠套路。就连谈情说爱，也都是拾人牙慧，捡别人说过的套路来说。
谈情说爱被套路，还觉得有些笨笨的甜蜜；搭讪再被套路，就只能让人感叹：这个世界能不能少一点套路，多一点真诚！
今天，我们就倾情为大家奉送教程：怎样回应搭讪，能把天儿迅速聊死！
Are these the best responses to pick up lines ever?
用这些话来回应搭讪，是不是棒棒哒？
pick up lines：搭讪；花言巧语；老套的把妹词
Anyone who has ever dabbled in online dating will know that the saying "you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince: never rang more true.
尝试过网上相亲的朋友们一定知道一句谚语：找到王子前，你要亲吻很多只青蛙……这句话简直不能更对了。
Dabble：涉足、尝试
ring true：听起来是真的
However, while many of us will simply ignore a creepy message or unwanted attention other online daters bring more creative methods into play.
然而，当我们对讨厌的消息仅仅置之不理时，有一些人的回复更有创意哦。
Creepy：令人毛骨悚然的
BoredPanda have compiled a collection of some of the best comebacks to chat up lines found online.
BoredPanda整理了一系列对网络搭讪的回复，令人拍案叫绝！
Comeback：回复
What happens when you ask a girl for a picture of her in a bra.
想看仅穿文胸的女孩的照片，结果发来了这……
A girl in a bra：其实意思是仅穿着bra的女孩的照片，但故意字面理解，就成了bra里有一个女孩的照片
In another amusing exchange a man is asked to share a naked photo of him below the belt - at which point he lifts his belt above his head to avoid going nude.
在另一组有趣的对话里，一名男子被要求拍腰带以下的裸照：他把腰带举过了头顶。
Nude：裸体
This person tried to warn their sender that it was too dark to take a picture and when they didn't listen they well and truly proved their point.
这个人警告发信人，太黑了不能拍照片，不过人家没听，所以……
Sender：发信人
Emily decided to take her match's introduction rather literally in this exchange.
Emily决定完全按照字面意义理解对方的话。
Literally：字面意义的
Horny：性兴奋的；性感的
smooth：圆滑的；八面玲珑的
your hot：其实是you are hot，你很性感。因为读音一样，外国人经常这样打字
怎么样，学到了吗？今天就是大年三十啦，祝大家鸡年大吉，智商大涨，平安健康幸福！
不过还是要记得复习：
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